WTF THE FUCK JUST {HAPPENED|OCCURRING?

I just saw something so outrageous that my brain are officially fried. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justimagine this? Or is the world positively losing its marbles? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen up, be